Patyala Down De Throat by Chandraprakash Mohata

Dev : Whatever happens cannot be blamed on god ... Then to whom???
Mom : Is it a hostel or a hotel? Surprised!
Vivek : Guys! Eyes on Jasmine. She seemed pretty with a perfect ten. Long hairs sharp nose, Milky White made of cream — Vanilla ... aaah
Vishal : Jasmine likes u Dev. Trust my theories of your inside story.
SAGAR'C : We are nuts! Crazy and dangerous. Dare you mess with us Dev?
Mirchi Seth : This is first Edition of Garam Masala
"Tujhe Mirchi Lagee to Mein Kya Karun"
Dudes : Welcome Dev, to the dark side — Mehfil @ EDI
The Director : What will happen Dev if I reject your business plan?
Life : At some point u have to be serious about ur future dev?
Will Dev Meet his Success???